My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Sex education, b3ta style.I wouldn't even begin to pretend that I know everything about sex and sexuality. The basics are clear to me and I've even had a bit of practise over the years, but many of the more deviant acts remain completely alien to me. However, B3ta has provided answers to questions I hadn't asked. Questions I hadn't even considered asking, if I'm completely honest.
For example: before I'd ever heard the word 'goatse' (not sure if that's how you spell it, but I'm damned sure not going to google it), I was greeted by a front page image that combined the olympic logo with this anal abomination. Furthermore; two girls one cup is a video that hasn't ever been witnessed by these eyes of mine. I'd heard tell of it, but never felt any compulsion to search the internet to see what it was all about. Seems that b3ta has saved me the trouble; especially this past week as the front page has been enriched by an animation making it abundantly clear just what the two girls are consuming from their shared cup.
This place is a brilliant source of entertainment and my favourite waste of work time, but it does seem to have provided some undesired and not exactly useful additions to my sex education.
And for this, b3ta, I say, um, thank you?
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Moey, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:41,
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Hehenice one. Have you been to any of the b3ta parties? This one was ace - at the lemon tree pub in West Ken if youre about. Def worth checking out the photos linked!
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:47,
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Ahh the lemon party -A legendary event.
I didn't make it myself, but I think my grandad did.
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52,
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I very nearly clicked the link then,until I remembered where I was, what I'd written about and what site I was on.
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Moey, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59,
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You are quite welcome from everyone here.I have to go check out the front page now
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22,
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Don't bother searching 2 girls 1 cupyou can't actally find the video amongst allt he ads and other shit.
There's an hour of my life I don't want back.
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