My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Scissor Me Timbers/I Drank the Baby Gravy1. Like Mr Garrison from South Park, I truly believed, up until the age of about 15, that lesbians just scissored each other.
2. When I gave my first blow job at 15 or 16, I didn't know that it wasn't necessary to swallow. So I accepted the population porridge when it came, without question.
I suffered a belly ache later on and it led me to briefly wonder if sperm could eat through my stomach lining.
Naturally, the lad was delighted and told all his mates at the first opportunity. I ended up with the nickname 'Auntie Salty' as a result. I suppose it could have been worse.
I wish I'd known about the spiderman trick back then, as I could at least have milked (pun not intended) the situation for a bit of amusement/revenge the next time he tried it on with me.
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gypsy turnips, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:16,
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