My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I Refused to Believe in Erections.I was 10 when my mum and step-dad tried to explain to me the facts of life.
At one point, they mentioned the man's cock (yes, they used the word 'cock'. To a 10 year old.) grew very big when a woman touched it. Gesticulations were made.
Being a bit of a smart arse, I demanded to know how something could grow several centimetres in such a short time.
The step-dad, being particularly lacking in brain cells, came up with the satisfying reply: 'it just does'.
Smug little me: 'Impossible. No bone can grow that quickly in such a short time. If you can't explain it to me scientifically, I won't believe you and I certainly don't believe in these erection things'.
Cue parents giving up and returning to cataloguing their Jethro Tull and Genesis records.
I'd like to thank the writers of various biology books, and more importantly, Just 17 for teaching me what my half-witted, stoner parents couldn't :)
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gypsy turnips, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:26,
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