mimsy shock
As a furtive dirty little spimf - i had seen many pictures of a ladies front bottom but did not get my sweaty little mitts on one until i was around 13. I had enjoyed a good mash at some poor girls knockers under her jumper by a campfire a month or two earlier - she was a Guide I was a Scout what more can I say.

Then at a Christmas disco (Scouts again) i met Pauline - ra ra skirt - fingerless gloves, huge - and i mean fucking monumentally huge hair. (80's) She also had glittery eye make up big norks so to the young Spimf clearly a sophisticated lady by all accounts.

So we did all that helicopter tongued furious snogging that only teenagers do. Oh and love bites - what the fuck is that all about?

Anyway i still remember the intense feeling of excitement the first time i put my hand up the ra ra skirt and down the pants. (the term “this is it!” may well have been in my head). However… i had no idea there was such a thing as a pubic bone! I was actually quite shocked.

Basically I had expected something like a hairy bap with a convenient slot in it.

Then of course I went home on the top deck or the bus very pleased with myself, periodically sniffing my fingers.

Class.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:33, 5 replies)

"Convienient slot"
is a phrase I will use as many times as possible for the remainder of the day...
(Toxoplasmosis Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:02, closed)

toxoplasmosis?
but the kitten was fine!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:29, closed)

hehehe
the smell of triumph!
(Mr G to you , Fathead, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:37, closed)

The smell.....
...the smell of VICTORY!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, closed)

Clicked!
"I had expected something like a hairy bap with a convenient slot"

Purely for this!
(doris_day, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:36, closed)