My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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WellIn my pre-teen years I used to think "fucking" and "wanking" was another word for beating up, such as "twatting" and "smacking" etc.
So cue me going around telling my enemies if they annoyed me i would fuck them and wank them.
Luckily for me they didn't know what they meant either
now excuse me i must be off for i have a new kitten :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:16, 1 reply)
kittens!Post pictures of them! I think someone (workboresme, maybe?) made the best-of page with kitten pictures a while ago.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:12, closed)
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