My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I would have thought that......missionary would be the worst possible position for the rodeo given how vulnerable you are to a well-placed knee to the groin.
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:20,
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IndeedRodeo should only be attempted in the "doggie" position as the victim will be "on all fours" much like a bull, and you will be clinging onto "the bull"'s back just like in a rodeo...
I might also add that - just calling out a name can confuse your bull, DO NOT LEAVE IT TO CHANCE!
A phrase such as "you mum is so much better at this" or "I'd rather be fucking your sister" work wonders.
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Coventry, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:48,
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