My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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First jismI remember it as if it was yesterday rather than 21 years ago. Samantha Fox was the visual stimulation of choice as I gamely wrestled with my virgin tool like the boys at school had advised.
I was expecting a geyser of jis - something akin to a fountain of pearlescent gloop that would pulse from my tip like something out of Ghostbusters. What I got was a bit of dizziness and a single drop of watery stuff. A single drop.
This didn't seem to constitute an orgasm, so I kept on strangling the chicken long after what had actually been my first orgasm. In fact, my still hairless plums had given all they had - nothing.
Still, with daily practice, I was soon filling socks aplenty.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:24, Reply)
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