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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Nothing can put you off when your really in the mood.
Not even the creakiest bed in the known Universe situated in the bedroom of a small hotel/pub that is full of customers and is run by two gay men who are friends of your father.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:45, 9 replies)
isn't that
what the floor is for?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:58, closed)
There wasn't much floor space.
And the bed was a four-poster. I'd never been fucked in a four-poster bed before : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:49, closed)
Did you take advantage of the posts?
I mean, silk ties and all that?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, closed)
The problem
with silk ties and four poster beds is that it makes changing position at all very difficult, and unless you're amazing with knots, rather fumbly.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:18, closed)
Haaa!
Reminded me of my old bed..A very rickety metal framed contraption situated above the room of the elderly couple I was renting my room from. Yes, the floor with duvets and blankets spread out was the only answer really...
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:31, closed)
Isn't that the idea?
The part about making it difficult to change positions, that is?
(tellum0 is spelled with an 'o', Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:14, closed)
Eh, silk ties
Silk rope is so much better at the job and so much easier to work with. All you need is one continuous 10m length for a bed tie too.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:18, closed)
I really have to do this, apologies.
"...when you're really in the mood."

fixed.

Yes, I'm sad. Apologies for that too.
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, closed)
Oh, that's much better!
I was holding off the vinegar stroke until someone did that. Cheers.
(snopesthetruth, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:14, closed)

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