My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I think I can poo out one more tenuous storyMisconception: Rodents are afraid of cats.
I also believed this up until around 3 years ago. But then one day, an incident in a park changed all that. I'm sat there with a friend of mine, enjoying a lovely summers day. She was sat with her legs out in front of her and was wearing a long skirt. All of a sudden we see rather a large but adorable rat appear from behind a tree. We both point at it and make the relevant awwwww and oooh noises as it scurries around, looking ratty.
Then from out of nothing, it looks at my friend and quicker than my brain could process, the little shit charged like a fucker all the way up my friend's skirt. Thankfully she managed to stand up and shake it out before it made camp in her womb, and no thanks to me, since I was too busy dying of laughter.
Proof that rats do not fear pussies.
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i'm so relieved..that didn't turn out to be some sort of american psycho-esque tale.
*vomits*
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gypsy turnips, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:14,
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