My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 7Or so I thought. Back in the days of the playground I'd continually be harassed by a group of kids asking me if I was a virgin. Being aware of what such a status was, I obliged, which resulted in fits of giggles.
Turns out their definition of a virgin was someone who drinks the now-abolished Virgin Cola. In their logic, you weren't a virgin if you had sex. You also weren't a virgin if you didn't drink Virgin Cola. Therefore, the fastest way to pop your cherry was to drink something else.
I feel sorry for the poor asian corner shop owner who had 60 primary school kids ranshack his store that lunchtime of all non-Virgin Cola drinks. Still, who else here can recall their first time involving so many small children without being put on a register?
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