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This is a question My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.

zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Fucking hell, is it write the longest and most adjective-laden post ever competition or something?
You're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:20, 2 replies)
You should probably cunt off.
I don't mean to be rude either. But really - why not post something constructive?
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:27, closed)
because THIS
is her most interesting story:

ยป Picky Eaters

Muffins and Ice Cream and Pringles

Is all my friend Claire will eat. Seriously, she never ever eats anything else. For Christmas dinner she has ice-cream, and a muffin, with pringles for dessert. I dont know how shes not dead.

Also, my dad wont have garlic ANYWHERE near him.He can smell it from fifty paces, and goes nuts if he suspects any of us of eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:36, closed)
Ha!
*high-fives rachelswipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:43, closed)
*lows fives DG*
*chest bumps DG*

*bottom bumps DG*

*goes away happy*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, closed)
Don't worry
when you're older and have learned to read, you'll appreciate literate posts.

*pats on pointed little head*
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:50, closed)
Ahem.
What you see before you is the doffing of my cap to the more mature response.
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)
Thanks.
Sadly I suspect that the effort is wasted...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:49, closed)
Is it me
Or is there a curent rise on the numbers of /talkers who are coming here to see what this QOTW buzz is all about, realise they don't understand whats going on due to the lack of abuse and posts that come in more than two lines with a complete lack of lolcat speak?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:09, closed)
It does seem that way.
Really not sure what the fascination is with coming to another board only to slag them off. I go to /talk now and then, but only to post in the conversations, not to tell them that they're shit. I don't get why this keeps happening over here...

Then again, idiots tend to point and laugh at things they don't understand. *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:27, closed)
*points at TRL*
haha!

No, seriously, you are an enigma...
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:58, closed)
That is completely
unnacceptable in any situation. I know B3ta is all about fun and poor taste but that's just fucking out of order. Plus it's utter bollocks, he's totally white, I've met him.

Oh, you said an enigma didn't you.

Oh.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:44, closed)

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