My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not my misconception, but my kids'Some years ago at a car boot sale I bought a box of interesting bits (corkscrew, penknife, coloured chalks etc) which turned out to also contain a pack of nobbly heavy-duty ribbed condoms.
Fine, I thought, waste not want not, they'll come in useful one day. For something.
Time passed. My big dog, climbing over a metal fence, cut his paw badly and needed several stitches.
The vet warned me sternly not to let the dressing get wet. I hit on the brilliant idea of using one of the conveniently strong condoms for this, with a sock taped on over the top to protect it.
Seizing the chance of an ad hoc sex education lesson, I gathered the 4 kids, aged 11-16, around me and proceeded to demonstrate the correct way to unwrap and roll on a condom.
They stared in respectful silence, then the youngest spoke for them all.
'OK Ma, so when we want to stop babies coming, we unroll a condom and put it on the dog's foot?'
I think they'd already covered it at school.
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