My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Thinking that ‘sexism’ only applied to women…After University, I went for a Postgraduate MSc Degree in Microsystems Engineering (you can read about it here)
When signing up for the course, the admin lickspittle glared at me and muttered:
“Name?”
With a cheery smile, I proudly proclaimed: “Mr P Flake, at your service”
“Sorry,” the pen-pushing spunk-sack replied: “But I’m afraid this course is only available to women of non-clarified marital status”
“What the blithering haemorrhoid cakes do you mean by THAT?” I enquired in disbelief.
“It means”, he continued, “that due to recently raised political correctness issues, this course is now strictly for females – and they aren’t allowed to say whether they are married or not because it might infringe their human rights further and cause excess stress due to oppressive prejudice. But I’ll tell you what, if you pop on a dress, we can…ahem…’fit you in’ as it were…”
At this point he smirked and winked.
“Mmmf” I mumbled…and staggered out of the place, shaking my fist and vowing to take the matter further.
On deeper investigation, I discovered that the whole thing was a swizz! This ‘new found ideology’ was fuck all to do with equality, but more to do with a recent big-money contract that the university had taken with a well-known printer manufacturers. The uni had vowed to stick to the company’s strict employment policy, but were taking on anybody they felt like just to get free printers and ink – what cunts!
Well, I took the story to the press, and I admit that I did feel some pride when I saw the headline on the front page of a national newspaper:
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'Misec’s ‘Ms’ Cons Epsons'.
come on…you didn’t think I’d go the whole week without a shit pun did you?…
despite how many of you begged me to…
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:37,
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And there was meexpecting another cross dressing tale.
*sigh*
I expect I'll just have to wait for another Pooflake in a dress story.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:40,
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expecting?...or HOPING?don't worry dearest...no doubt you won't have to wait very long until PF dons a frock for the amusement of strangers from T'interwebz.
I fell all cheap and dirty...
*glees*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:43,
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HOPING!Of course!
I watch and wait eagerly for each new Pooflake post in the hope of dress related japery!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:50,
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It may be a shit pun......but it's bloody well written as always.
In football terminology it's a last minute goal from the halfway line.
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Aww, thanks PJM...an own goal I fear though...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:45,
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*claps*my week wouldn't be complete without a Pooflake pun.
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