ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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shame AND prideAt a pub I used to work at, the manager's party trick was enveloping a cigarette in his foreskin without breaking it.
One drunken night I set him a challenge - "I bet you a bottle of Jagermeister I can get more £1 coins under my foreskin than you"
He did astoundingly well - 22 quid wrapped up inside his cock before beer and laughter made him lose concentration and drop them all.
How many did I get? What's my username?
I'm sure this is some sort of world record - the 20 or so witnesses certainly thought so.
Thinking about it makes me cringe, but I'm SO PROUD!
(addendum - one of the shocked lady witnesses was goodly enough to sleep with me a month or later even after seeing that which no lady should)
It's not about the length, it's about how much cash you can get in it
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