ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Three late entries1) My girlfriend passed out from the drink, so I took her home and put her to bed. Then I went back and continued drinking with my friends. I came home really late and barfed all over the bedroom. I tried to clean as much up as I could. In the morning when my girlfriend woke up, she assumed she had barfed and cleaned the rest. When my hangover subsided I confessed to the crime. Our washroom never smelled the same.
2) I left a rave with a close female friend. We got drunk at a university bar, and not knowing where to go, broke into my best friend's apartment while he was still at the rave and got into his bed. Of course that led to humping, followed by my best friend coming home at noon and getting pissed at us. He came in, sat down at his computer, and sent me an e-mail that said "You owe me."
3) We had a big Chinese-Canadian guy in our circle of friends in high school. His name was Kenny, but we nicknamed him after the character Kuni in the Weird Al movie UHF, officially spelled Koony. That went on for years, and then we found out it's apparently a racial slur. Once, in a supermarket, I shouted "Hey Koony!" and scared an elderly Chinese woman. I never called him that again.
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