Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Weapons of Mass Defecation...After a huge bender with some military intelligence guys I was contracting with abroad this year, I ran into them the next day having lunch. Once of the claimed to "Not remember a fucking thing... apart from going for a shit in the night... and not getting out of bed..." His colleagues thought this was hillarious and declared "We can't find the WMDS but we've got the Weapon of Mass Defecation right here" Classic.
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