Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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just remembered one from school days..we'd been doing PE, which was rugby on a wet and muddy field. we were just taking our boots off to go indoors and shower, when a friend of mine (who was very much the 'class clown' type) knew it'd amuse us all to smear lines of mud across his cheeks and pretend to be a red indian.
which was all very well until someone noticed a smell.. yes, you've guessed it, he'd actually wiped dog shit on his face.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:51, Reply)
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