Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Yes, but is it art?Many years ago...
In the 6th form common room during morning break, I was approached by a mate of mine who pronounced that I "HAVE to come and see this".
I followed, only to curse my judgement as he led the way to the toilet.
And there it was.
In front of one of the cubicle doors was a "Vive la France" French textbook, topped by what can only be described as a Mr Whippy. It was coiled, with a point for christs sake! How the protagonist managed it without the aid of a piping bag I'll never know.
Anyway, this silent, pungent protest against the French language became the 'must see' attraction of the break-time until the janitor cleared it away.
Genius.
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B00gle-H00ps Looks like a horse, in a man costume..., Thu 6 May 2004, 16:55,
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