Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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.The worst i ever had the squits was shen i went into town with some friends to see finding nemo, and we were sat in the cinema for about three hours because we turned up so early. When i left, i was feeling ok, but my phone ran out of battery so i couldnt call my parents, so i had to walk a mile or so to my friends house to use his charger. by the time it was charged, i was starting to need the loo, but then my parents turned up before i could go, so i just held it in. then we went to pizza hut, and i swear the queue alone was half an hour, plus than again while they make the bloody thing. its a shame then, that i never use public toilets. we got home, which is another 15 minutes, and i rushed into the loo. i was feeling a bit sick too, so i looked directly into the bowl to be ready for a deluge of vom. it was at that point i shat myself. so, i turned around to empty into the bog, and puked on the floor.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 18:53, Reply)
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