Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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i have far too many poop storiesmy flatmate shat in a plastic bag, froze it and then put it in with my mate's luggage, so when he got to jersey customs everyone would wonder where that strange smell was coming from.
they also pooped in one of my mate's rolled up posters as he was moving out of our uni residence. as far as i know it's still in the rolled up poster.
one more, one day after about three days of non-pooping i let a big one go. flushed and thought nothing more of it. few hours later i walked past the bathroom to see four flatmates standing around the toilet in a state of astonishment. it turns out that the poop was huge and hadn't been delivered past the u-bend. i didn't think that much of it but my flatmates were deeply fascinated, proclaiming it to be made of "dark matter" and looking "like a trout poking it's head out from under some rocks." they still mention it to this day. i'm soo glad i moved out.
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krang, Thu 6 May 2004, 19:34,
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