Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Haven't been arsed to check all of the posts,but I'm sure there's already been something like this.
Anyway, my mate's brother's mate was having sex with his bird on the toilet... they'd been going out for a while and were experimenting with different places, I believe.
Said person, while having sex, decided he needed a shit. So, while his girlfriend was bouncing on his balls, he let a loud "Uuunnngghhh" sound, of which she was not the cause.
He continued to shag her for several minutes. It was only after they'd stopped that she remarked....
"What's that smell?"
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Detrius521, Thu 6 May 2004, 20:54,
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