Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Sound advice....When I was moving into a shared house, first time away from my mum and dad's, my mate gave me same heartfelt advice - that you should never ever use shared cutlery.
Apparently he used to share a house with a guy who did the most humungous kaks that he fell into the habit of keeping a knife beside the crapper. He would simply chop up the 'mess' when finished, thereby needing to flush only once. However, when he moved out he...one can only assume in a fit of honesty and anxious not to thieve any shared property...replaced the knife in the cutlery drawer along with the others...
bleurgh!
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 21:32, Reply)
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