Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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work related poo storyUsed to go for a pizza with a crowd of mates at least once a week. One time we left it a bit late and Pizza Hut was the only place stil serving. One mate (with whom I used to work, and consequently car share) had a Pizza hut Spicy hot one, family sized, all to himself. Shouldn't have been a problem as he was a hardened chilli enthusiast. But.
But for some reason the chillis on this thing were weapons grade and he spent all the next day in the bog at work groaning loudly. He emerged a couple of times to tell us how it was going or to let someone else use the one and only croucher.
We reckoned he was paid about £50 for that days work, not bad in about 1988.
This is a very useful and relevant utility:
www.jboom.com/poo-price/
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