Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I wish i didn't have this story to tell...First let me set the scene. it was glastonbury, my friend was sharing his tent with his girlfriend. He and I were knackered from our previous evening, not of drugs, but of cold from leaky boots, drenched coats, being indie-kids and getting lost.
That morning, i need a poo
Says i "do you have any bog roll i can borrow?"
"yes", says he "its in one of those bags here in my tent"
he rumages through carrier bags
"Maybe its this one...no...this ones a bag of shit"
"what," says me "like a bag with, like, shit in it?"
"yes" he replies
and there it was a bag with a poo in it from his dear lady friend, too tired to find the toilets the day before.
i really hope she doesn't read these boards
edit\ i have been informed by her (now ex) boyfriend that i should also mention that she is now a published writer of a series of books based on a long-running sci-fi series.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 May 2004, 23:05,
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