Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I shit myself in public once...I went for a friendly drink with my mate Darren during a bad spell of the runs. After we had left the pub we needed a piss and found some inviting shrubbery to relieve ourselves in.
As I urinated, my sphincter loosened enough to let a thin trickle of liquid turds streak down my pants and jeans. I had to remove my jeans, throw my pants in the bushes, and put my jeans on inside out to avoid being talked to by the police.
As we walked to Darren's house cars kept honking me and the clearly visible line of shit down my jeans. His sister thought I smelled a bit funny when we got back to his house.
Wonder why?
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 23:17, Reply)
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