Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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dogs and weight-loss drugsThere's a weight-loss pill called Xenical that works by stopping 30% of the fat you eat from being absorbed. I always thought that one of the reasons for its success is not because it reduces your intake, but because it penalises you so harshly for eating fatty foods: you get Fatty Anal Leakage. Not oily turds. You literally leak shitty oil. Now that the context is set, on to the story.
This was told me by my ex who is a dietician. One of her clients had dropped a Xenical pill, and thought no more of it. Unbeknownst to her, the family pet terrier had eaten it and gotten on with its usual doggy life - that is, eating fat-laden dog food...
She came home to the most disgusting smell, and to find the highly distressed terrier pulling itself around with its front legs, smearing its shitty arse up and down their carpet. I can only imagine the reek of fatty dog turd spread over an entire room... or the look on the poor dog's face.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 3:49, Reply)
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