Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Here boyWhen I was about 17 two friends and I returned to my parents house from the pub.
They went into the kitchen to get some toast and I went to see if anyone was still up, luckily my parents had gone to bed.
So I came down and saw they were talking and eating with their back to me, and our dog was standing next to them looking my direction. I decided to give them a shock by jumping into the kitchen with my pants down and farting on the dogs head (seemed like a good idea at the time).
Down came my trousers. I leapt into the kitchen shouting 'AH HA' to get their attention, attempted to fart on the dog, but followed through. The dogs head was covered in shit and I had it running down my legs.
Suffice to say everyone I had ever met was told about this, and I'm still waiting for a knock on the door from the RSPCA.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 10:40, Reply)
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