Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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wet fartWhen we were about 12 or so myself and my friends were hanging around "our" corner of the playground one breaktime. Being lads of a certain age (well obviously any age judging by this thread) we found farts in all their variations very amusing. Up saunters Rob -, assumes the one leg higher than the other farting position and loudly announces "hey lads... listen to this".
Of course, instead of the comedy, larger than life parping sound he was clearly expecting, what we heard was more of a slurping, squelching, slurry sound.
This was closely followed by rob turning white and waddling off, in that special legs wide walk that only comes from having shat yourself, in the direction of the school gates without muttering a single word.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 13:16, Reply)
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