Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Filthy DaveFilthy Dave was the sick kid in our class at school. He was always doing the disgusting stuff your mother warned you against. Filthy Dave started the school craze for crapping through letterboxes, and leaving a well-placed turd exactly where you least expected to find one. For example, on the rear pew of the local church during the school carol concert. Filthy Dave was a filthy, filthy boy.
One day, he found that by drinking enough blue ink (either from ink cartridges or straight from the bottle), he could do a blue poo, and laying a log on a piece of yellow paper nicked from the art class, he could do a passable example of the school badge in faeces.
So he did, varnished it, and handed the result in as part of a project in "three dimensional texture modelling" or similar. Mr Law was so impressed, he showed it to the Head, who had it hung in the school entrance hall, where I gather it remains to this day. I always knew our school was crap.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:55,
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