Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Does this count?This is a shit story with a bit of a difference.
I used to work in an office, part of a massive company, but our department was sort of autonomous - about 300 staff. The guy in charge of us all was called Frank and was a nice enough guy, but seldom even came up to our floor (3rd).
Anyway, one day a rare thing happened. He came to see me personally, as we'd had a fraud case where some punter had cashed a fraudulant cheque for £0.5m through a Belgian bank...anyhow, Frank came up to see me about it, and while I pulled up the relevant documents onto my screen, he pulled out the chair from the desk behind me to sit down.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!" he shouted as he jumped visibly in the air. I turned round and saw a realistic looking fake dog turd on the chair.
The team practical joker was leaving that day, and had left the 'present' for our supervisor, who happened to be away from her desk at the time. As the story spread round the whole floor causing much hilarity, I had to keep a straight face. Grace under pressure - you bet.
As Harry Hill would say, "What are the chances of that happening?"
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:00, Reply)
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