Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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the Leeds logIf you'd done one like the one I did in a pub toilet on Leeds train station a few years ago, you wouldn't have flushed either.
After a weekend on Tetly's bitter and veggyburgers I'm proud to say I produced the heaviest one I've ever managed. After an almothty "thok" and a near-fainting experience, I turned round to be faced with a beast the size and shape of a rounders bat.
The mahogony monster stood out of the water steaming at the tip, and in a funny way it reminded me of Fidel Castro's cigar. After I'd wiped, my hand hovered at the handle as I prepared to send this giant off to a watery fate, and then I changed my mind. This was too good to flush - it had to be left for the next occupant to see.
If you were that person, I still can't apologise. I'm proud of it, and let's face it, once you'd got over the shock, it gave you a good story for your mates at the bar.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:00, Reply)
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