Does anyone else get that fear
the deep down in your guts worry that the dead otter that just fell out into the pan won't flush, and you have no idea how to get rid of it.

Forget the stories lies about throwing it out the window, do you franticly look for something to break it up/dislodge it, or keep flushing til something budges?
( Moonraker Raking your moon, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)

Cover up your crime...
...by blanketing the entire pan with scrunched-up toilet paper. Then no one will suspect a thing...
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:23, )

See my coathanger post ^^^^
:D
(Bert Monkeysex's Evil Twin is dead, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:23, )

The coat hanger is a good idea
might have to keep one close by.

I tend not to take coat hangers to work or to the lady friends house. Or the parents. I guess the moral is to use one's throne only.
( Moonraker Raking your moon, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:36, )

Or...
always carry a wire coathanger that smells a bit funny at one end.
(Bert Monkeysex's Evil Twin is dead, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:57, )

See
"Dan's Big Log", by the Macc Lads.
(bearpookie cant beat a good buttjoke, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:52, )

All these posts about massive shits...
You should see a doctor. Or eat less stodge. You shouldn't be producing u-bend cloggers.
(Musuko, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 17:16, )