I waited all day
just to get this shit?

sigh.

and on topic, queueing at a mcdonalds a few years ago my stomach felt very grumbly, then my stomach decided that i needed to fart, however the lower intestine joined in and decided I also needed a venomously runny poo. I held it . . oh my god but i nearly ruptured my arse but I held it, just after the initial terror of "oh fuck thats wet not airy"

If the rest of my instincts were as quick as my sphincter clench I would be an ace jet fighter pilot im telling you

I then promptly did queue to cubicle in about 0.24 seconds and unleashed a stream of excrement / beer and semi digested kebab tubgirl would have been proud of, disposed of the pants and just about managed not to stain my jeans.

However going commando on a chilly november is not recommended, had to dig the little fucker out with a spoon when i needed a piss.
(Halfy Danny Dyer can just fuck off, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:25, closed)