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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

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Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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This is a question reply dog poo question
Why do some dog owners carefully harvest their beloved pet's offerings into carrier bags and then LEAVE THE CARRIER BAGS ON THE GROUND or HANGING OFF TREES?

FFS!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:52, closed)
This is a question reply Yeah
I have never got that.

Why take something that is biodegradable, then encase it in something non-biodegradable so it never disappears?
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:07, )
This is a question reply I think
it's because they're ignorant bastards. Or lazy, or both.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:09, )
This is a question reply yes.
I might collect them all up and post them to the Daily Mail offices.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:13, )
This is a question reply I don't know
but my flatmate took the dog out, cleared up the poo, and then started swinging the bag whilst he walked. He told us he accidently swung it too hard and let go, sending it sailing into someone's garden. So maybe there are other poo swingers out there.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:18, )
This is a question reply My excuse...
I don't actually own a dog, but do occasionally walk a friends...

When the dog does its business, it gets put into a bag, that's just courtesy and a desire to ease the job of other walkers who don't want to step in poo. Sometimes though, if the dog does it near the start of the walk, it means we can just leave it by the side of the path, do our loop round the woods and pick it up on the way home - it gets cleaned up completely on our way out and it means I don't have to carry a bag of poo all the way round the woods. Seems to be a pretty decent plan to me.

People who bag it up and then leave it forevermore, that's just odd, you have gone through the process of scooping up some nice warm poo, so what's the worry in carrying it safely bagged up?
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:16, )
This is a question reply Woods.
I know a couple with two dogs. They get taken to the woods twice a day for their walk. No bags are needed, because the dogs always drop their deposits into the bushes and undergrowth, not onto the path itself.

As nature intended. :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 17:53, )
This is a question reply Because...
They're a bunch of wankers.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:22, )

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