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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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My cat produces floaters
... Not that he can use the loo, mind you, but his litter tray is in the bathroom, and I have one of those scoopy things and get rid of the faeces down the loo.

The gel litter having done its work, it usually takes about half an hour of rehydration and three flushes to sink the last dinghy.



Yes, I know I'm pearoasting a reply that I made a few moments ago to someone else's post. Tough. My story involves cats, and that warrants its being posted again.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:53, 5 replies)
just yesterday
in the pet shop - we saw a kit to train your cat to use the human toilet. Had a DVD and everything. Didn't buy it cos my cat can't use the DVD player - paws are too big for the buttons. Shame though, seems like a good idea ....
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:01, closed)
Wee Witch
I must own that DVD.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:03, closed)
Petsmart, in Edinburgh
think it was £20. Presumably available elsewhere ..... I await a succinct and well-written review and a progress report on the cat's toilet habits. The box also contained some kind of seat insert (vaguely like the ones you get for young kids). We're having too much fun with the bag of catnip to get distracted by toilet training!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:07, closed)
found it on amazon ......
and its £30 but its your money.

www.amazon.co.uk/Litter-Kwitter-Toilet-Training-System/dp/B000NIZZCW
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:27, closed)
Reminds me of the Fat Freddie's Cat story.
The cat gets his butt kicked for peeing in a beer can.
His reason? One of the guys has just peed in the loo, and didn't flush. "You pee in my drink, I'll pee in yours."
Cats are the coolest things ever btw.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, closed)

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