*Repressed memory resurfaces*
I had a girlfriend many years ago, who would sit outside the bathroom as I squeezed the brown cheese, listening intently and playing with herself as I grunted out a hefty bum nugget.
Apparently she liked the sounds that men make on the toilet.

*bokes*
(Bert Monkeysex's Evil Twin is dead, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:06, closed)

eep!
*turns up radio, sticks fingers in ear, goes "lalalala" and pretends she can't hear anything*
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:07, )

I'm sorry
I felt dirty typing that, and physically ill remembering it.
(Bert Monkeysex's Evil Twin is dead, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:09, )

^^ what CHCB says
She is one sick mother.
( Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:06, )

^^^
What! It was his mother!

oh sorry, just re-read it properly.

Still gross though.
( althegeordie thinks it's all about location, location, location, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 19:27, )

haha
and to think if anyone is within a 5m radius of me i wont shit because i hate the sound
(pancakes_n_ham, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:08, )