Toilet Zen
I am a creature of habit and every weekday morning before I toddle of to work, I invariably need to pee. This is my contemplation time and I spend 10 minutes each morning sat on the toilet, leaning against the wall and ponder my life. I love this time on my own and even my cats don't bother me as they know a kick up the bum is all they'll get if they approach me. As I reach my Zen like status I usually have to fart which signals that meditation is over and it's time to get back to everyday life.
( Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:01, closed)

I have to get up earlier
and give this a try. The loo is the only place I get any peace.
(TheWeeWitch do I get a prize if I break it?, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:35, )

^ that is precisely why
I keep a stack of magazines in the bathroom. It's the only place of sanctuary when all around is chaos. Nobody can argue with the need to poo.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) decunted the apostrophe from its fuck, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:57, )