work poo types
Ever noticed that if you need a poo at work you only have Nasty poos?

Here's my top 3 list of bad work poos:

1) The "Exploding Poo"
Normaly 1 very solid lump with a fart just sitting behind it. You push and push and suddenly BANG!!! the poos has gone and shot out your arse like a bullet. Cue sprain spinxter and alot of splash back. Not good.

2) The "Splatter gun"
ronseal. You poo, it's wet, it redecorates the bowl and you have to spend the next 5 mins cleaning up (if you have mercy for the next person to use the loo that is)

3) The "Neverending shit"
You go in with the aim to drop 1/2 a load so you can make it through the day and have a nice luxurous one when you get home but your ass has other ides. The poo just never ends. You just keep expelling and expelling until you can almost feel the quivering mass in the bowl reach out to touch your behind. Normaly happens when someone else is in the bathroom.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 10:31, Reply)