Rubix Poo
There are some cringingly awful pictures taken by my parents of me when I was a wee nipper, with a bowl cut and sitting on the potty making cheeky potty faces.

Some years later when I was 10, upon seeing these pictures, I was convinced that the one time I was photographed with a Rubix cube was also the same time that I miraculously pooed a cube shaped turd as well. Why I thought to mention this to my mother in front of various gathered family and friends is beyond me.

This suggestion was met with a snort of derision and the words: 'go and check if your arsehole is square'. Naturally I sulked for the rest of the day.

Now at those rare family gatherings I always get asked if I've laid any cube/conical/diamond shaped poos recently before everyone dissolves into fits of laughter while I grin and bear the idiocy of my 10 year old hallucinating mind.
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:46, Reply)