Time for one more?
A friend of mine likes to wipe with a wet wipe when he's finished on the crapper.

Unfortunately, he reached round one time and accidentally grabbed hold of the 'Flash' anti-bacterial wipes instead..

His hoop let him know about it for a few hours afterwards, poor sod!
(Davros' Granddad is a nonsense, it transpires..., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:47, closed)

My mother
did this too. She now has a spare pair of "upstairs specs" that live in the bathroom...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) decunted the apostrophe from its fuck, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:53, )

click for the story
and for the word hoop

not heard it called that before, despite it being a short step from ring.

it pleased me though. well done
( Vipros I'm back! I've got a cock made out of platinum!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, )

'Hoop' might be a north-east thing
Not heard it anywhere else before...
(Davros' Granddad is a nonsense, it transpires..., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, )

Kinda like
mistaking the Vick's for the Vaseline?

I bet he looked like the Ray-O-Vac Cat for a while!
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, )

Yeowch!
I have a mental picture of the poor, red-faced unfortunates lifting off the toilet seat in a similar manner to a Harrier Jump Jet and uttering "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f.........!"
(PJM Per effluvia, ad astra, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:06, )

Haha
hoop. My mates wife, upon being asked to bring a packet of beef hula hoops from the kitchen, replied 'O.K. but pull your trousers up a bit, I don't want the kids seeing your beef hoop'.
( baw__bag Is chuffed he got a story on the "best" page :D, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:49, )

'Hoop'
Squaddie speak.

(as is Ricker, for the benefit of Tourette's)
(osok Rebel Without A Clue. But with a job of sorts, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:26, )

Hoop
The word was spotted in the wild in Norn Ireland circa 1995. I was working in an Amusement arcade called the Gold Rush in Portrush, sitting on a chair dispensing change for up to 10 hours at a time. The resulting sweaty, itchy anus was known to all as "Gold Rush Hoop
(drunkenfud, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:04, )