ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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A 6 foot high folded-up Sigue Sigue Sputnik PosterHalf-inched, tucked inside a copy of the Sun, bought in John Menzies sometime in the 80s. I was scared as shit walking out and to this day have no idea why I pinched it.
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...I only hope that you had a stocking over your head at the time... fishnet, that is.
*sings Shoot it uuuuuup*
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:57,
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Was it because......they tried to brainwash everyone into thinking they were the 'best band ever' and similar hype? So it was their fault - hypnosis!
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