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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a QotW answer I almost accidently stole something.
Its 6am and ive been up since 3am to take a 2 hour drive to the airport. Ive checked in and through security. I drifted into a store, and I get a packet of polos to rid a morning breath that would cut through bank vaults and a paper to read before my flight.

As I got to the check out to pay, I suddenly thought, umm im sure I got some polos?.. Where are they? A bit of soul searching later, and I discovered I had stuck them in my pocket!!!! I subconciously did it, and have no idea why!.. In the worst possible place as well! - an airport! Imagine missing an international long haul flight for such a stupid thing.

I pulled them out and paid for them. The check out girl didnt seem to notice. But I wonder if the security guard did?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:31, closed)

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