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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply I stole..
..your partners virginity



and yer mams




and yer dads



so I'm surprised I aint got the bad aides yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 23:54, closed)
This is a question reply Shut up.

(littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 17:55, )
This is a question reply someone stole
your ability to spell aids
(sailorspoon last buried landmines in a park on, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 20:15, )
This is a question reply This^^...

And someone obviously stole your sense of humour

I'm guessing you are about 12 years old?

and most likely a virgin yourself

please...puh-lease.....spack off
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake ...is crying inside..., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 21:31, )
This is a question reply Take no notice
More power to your stories. Concise, to the point and informative.

Maybe you've caught the good aides instead?
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi hates everybody, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:12, )

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