ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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i oncepocketed one of those little pens from Argos
im a bad person
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:55,
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hell yesfree bank pens, I take one on every single visit.
I work for a company that sells millions of pens!
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argos pensi once got stopped leaving argos (as a wee nipeer) and told to "put all those fucking pens back now" fair enough i had stuck about 20 of them in my jeuvenile pockets!
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IKEA165 pencils.
My son, the criminal mastermind
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:32,
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So that's why I can never find one when trying to buy something.My fault for stepping into Argos, I suppose.
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