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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply i once
pocketed one of those little pens from Argos

im a bad person
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:55, closed)
This is a question reply hell yes
free bank pens, I take one on every single visit.

I work for a company that sells millions of pens!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:48, )
This is a question reply argos pens
i once got stopped leaving argos (as a wee nipeer) and told to "put all those fucking pens back now" fair enough i had stuck about 20 of them in my jeuvenile pockets!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:48, )
This is a question reply IKEA
165 pencils.

My son, the criminal mastermind
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:32, )
This is a question reply So that's why I can never find one when trying to buy something.
My fault for stepping into Argos, I suppose.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:04, )

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