ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Porn, porn, porn!Me and some mates used to swipe all kinds from a newsagents not far from our school. Airfix models, sweets, cans of pop were favourite. One day, not long before I left school I started a trend. When we got on the bus to view our booty I pulled out the first porn mag we had ever stolen!
From then on that was our target. We did a couple of local shops using stealth and even hit and run tactics. We went to a well known newsagent in the town where my most enjoyable hit and run took place. We'd all been the store a couple of times already getting psyched up and trying to figure out the best method of getting to the door. The shopkeeper had obviously had enough of the four of us hanging around so she said, 'Look boys, you must know this shop inside and out by now what do you want?' to which I replied 'These!' and we all grabbed a handful of porn mags and legged it out the door scattering in all directions once outside. I swear, she even shouted 'Stop, thieves!'.
My mother eventually found my stash (hidden under the carpet in my room) but that's a nother tale.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:23, Reply)
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