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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply Cold
As I write this (on my phone, how swish!) I am currently sitting a bus stop soaking wet and freezing, waiting for my piano lesson to begin.

But how does this relate to the question? I wish I'd stolen a pair of fucking gloves.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:24, closed)
This is a question reply Eh?
You have a piano lesson at a bus stop? Bizarre!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 20:29, )
This is a question reply yeah
and how could u play with the gloves on.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:20, )
This is a question reply Because
I'm just that musical.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 9:21, )

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