Metho + Beer.
This actually happened to me last night. I was at a party with a few of my mates and was getting suitably sloshed in his hot tub with a few friends of the female persuasion. This irritated one of my other friends who were mucking around the bottom of the yard with beerbottles full of metho and lighting them. Anyway, they'd left a beer bottle on fire for a bit and blew it out. Still burning hot and full of metho, he offered me the drink. Me - stupidly - thinking it was a new drink and he was offering it to me grabbed it and took a huge swig. Cut to me spitting hot metho over everyone in the hot tub and scalding my lips. Fun on the bun.

- Edit: Stupid me and my stupid not readingness of the topic title. You know what, Fuck it. I'm adding in my second one.

In Drama in year 9 we all had to do our own Monologue for the exam. Well, I hadn't prepared and before the show had an idea, purchased a big bottle of Green Tomato Sauce with so that I could spray it on people if I started to go badly (I was in year 9... these things are logical back then). Anyway, before the show, I saw one of my mates had a doll and I borrowed it off him. Anyway, show's up - In front of my grade with this doll and the tomato sauce, things went poorly, so I take the bottle of tomato sauce out and poor it on the doll. Cue "YOU FUCKING CUNT" from the guy I'd borrowed the doll off and he comes on stage and beats me half to death in front of everyone there (It's on film also), they let him hit me for about 4 minutes before anyone helped. Anyway, found out later that the doll was given to him by his mum before she died. The moral of the story is, don't put green tomato sauce on things that have value or meaning.

(Sorry about length)
(Nolanistic, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:25, Reply)