apologies for the length.
It was early may and Timmy had been working with the blind people again, today's trip was a day out to the zoo.
On the way back everyone had said what a lovely time they'd all had, and to round off the evening Timmy thought
it would be nice to have a quick pint in the picturesque pub they we about to pass. Timmy drove the bus into the
car park and told everyone to get out, he had a special football in the back of the bus he thought he'd get it out
as this would keep everyone quite whilst he enjoyed he cold pint of lager. He got the group together on the grass
to the front of the pub gave them the ball and explained this was a special ball with bells in, all they had to do
was to listen out for the bells and kick it.
Timmy entered the pub and ordered a cold pint of lager from the stunning bar maid, he was drinking the pint trying
to chat up the barmaid when someone burst in screaming "THERE IS A BUNCH OF ANIMALS OUTSIDE!", Timmy says "Animals?
I have a group of blind people outside, I hope you are not referring to them" the man replies "They are animals,
they're outside the front of the pub kicking the shit out of the Morris dancers!"
(site_history_log, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:53, Reply)