Sleepwalking or selective memory
I promise you I remember nothing! Nothing!
I slept on my pull-out double bed last night this is important to the story (it's unusal I sleep on that bed which may have got me confused). Anyway I woke up this morning and Dad ask me if I knew what I did last night. I thought he was going to moan at me for leaving the front door open. How wrong I was.
At approx. 3am I had wandered into there room dropped my trousers and had a wee right by there bed. When asked what I was doing just said "don't worry it will all be over soon" I have never ever done anything like that before.
I didn't think I was that drunk last night so I tried to say I must have been sleepwalking and talking something I did at lot when I was younger. Dad then went "go look at the dog."
The poor beast someone had left the halloween make-up out and I had completely smothered him in the stuff.
I have no recollection of this either but was pretty impressed with my handywork.
Thinking back I remember almost nothing after having a drink of tequila in Opium. What did I do?
I dread to think what else I did last night and probably owe everyone an "I'm sorry"
I also woke up an hour late for work! Grr
I think I should stay home tonight.
(Dingo21 killing hippos on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 1:09, Reply)