Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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*Grips furiously to bandwagon*I was at a garden centre, looking at the "grow your own potatoes" and "grow your own onions" sections when I heard a voice accosting me "OI!,FACKINGIVUS50PEEEMISTERGISSAFAGGISSAGAG, OI!".
The voice came from a "grow your own" bin I had never seen the like of before, inside were large numbers of tiny women with peroxide blonde hair and far too much make up, wearing sportswear and massive hoop earings.
"Excuse me my good fellow" I enquired of one of the shop assistants, "what the devil do you do with these?"
"Well Sir." He replied, doffing his cap, "You plant them in the ground and they produce more of what they are, much like with potatoes and onions."
Intrigued I picked some out and purchased them. Upon getting to the checkout I realised I had just obtained my first seed chavette.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:46, Reply)
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